Dragon Demotivational Poster
THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM -
FANTASY FOOTBALL -
IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!
SUPER SAIYAN PIKACHU - What's up now Gary?
TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.
JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.
LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
ANGER KITTY - Feedz me now, or my power level becomez ovah 9000!
GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
Lawful Good -
GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.
Adventure Goals -
KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be
DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.
SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it
STEROIDS - They turn you into a Super Saiyan.
DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...
LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!
LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.
DOES IT STACK? - success lies in asking the right question at the right time
WE'RE GOING TO NEED -
DRAGON BOAT - Why is when you have a boat full of women, its called a Dragon boat
KOMODO DRAGON -
WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS -
MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.
GAME OF THRONES -
TENSER'S TRANSFORMATION - because sometimes you just can't pass spell resistance
WHEN YOU SEE IT - You'll shit over 9000 bricks
Rediculous Quests -
ANGER - it should be managed
DRAGON-CON - The only good reason to live anywhere near Atlanta
AWWWWWW! - See, it doesn't ALL have to be about power levels.
LASER DISC GAMES - What else are you gonna waste $10.00 in quarters on in the 80s?
BATMAN - Proof that the Dungeons and Dragons alignment system is a load of bullocks.
BAD IDEA...? - you think so?
PLAYER CHARACTER DEATHS - "Dont cry, just roll up another...At level one."
JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!
GOKU - Does the carpet match the drapes?
ALBINO CLASS - She Rolled A Nat. 1 On Her Pigment Check.
Clear Pronunciation -
KOBOLDS - "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
DRAGON TAKEOVER - "Stupid humans. TNT is the worst channel ever!" "I shall destroy you all for making this torture!" "My wings shall cover the sun!"
OPTIMISM - When life gives you nausea, Treat it as an opportunity to turn into a dragon, And lay waste to those who oppose you!
JAMES WONG - Should join Motifake, He's already great at destroying childhood memories
GARY GYGAX - An this is what he does on his off time.
SCHIZOPHRENIA AND BISEXUALITY - How to introduce little kids to both them
THIS IS WHY - This is why we can't have a Dragon Ball Z live-action movie.
BAD DAY? - hey...it could be worse you could have a giant dragon attacking you city so cheer up
My campaign brings all the boys -
Voice Recognition software -
HELMET - This is the mid control helmet. Now give me all of your tuna!
HERMAN LI - Respect 'Cause he's fast
DRAGONFORCE - They're fast
CHAOTIC EVIL - You're a douche for thinking the Joker is Neutral Evil. Now roll your d20 and see if you get to feel the centaur queen's boobs.
JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.
AMERICAN DRAGON - Saving the wrestling world from sports entertainment, one jobber at a time.
FRANKLY MY DEAR - you've got dragonbreath
DRAGONS PWN JESUS - Because he was crunchy and went well with ketchup.
DRAGONFORCE - The most "love it or hate it" band known to man.
TINY TIM - "Livin' In The Sunlight, Lovin' In The Moonlight, Havin' A Wonderful Time!!!"
DRAGON TAKEOVER -
HOLLY JOLLY REWRITE -
AMERICAN SPIRIT - liking a band and believing they have talent because others do the same.
BUG ME VALENTINE - Generating even more bugs!
Fair Fight -
THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - They are a racial memory of DRAGONS! There were never pygmies either…
Genetic Engineering -
IS HE CONSTIPATED, SON? - what looks like a mild obstruction to one man means death at the hands of the dragon for another
PAIN - Excited about finishing those scales? Well then,... Have fun with the hell they'll give you.
DBZ AND MLP - United at last.
PICCOLO - Italian for small...no wonder he's so pissed
BUFFER SPELLS - because it saves you a lot of hassle when your party can just take down Sauron in two rounds
HERMAN LI - at the end of the days Hes still AZN
NIGHT DRAGON - Japanese Batman?
Orc Dental Care -
Green Skin -
THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES - We carry on through them
CHAOTIC EVIL - In the end, no matter what the alignment. The end result is still the same.
DARK ARMED DRAGON - Look at what I just top decked!!!
MAH POWERZ - THEY'RE OVER 9000!!!!
new blood -
Who said no dragons in water hazard? -
this puppy -
Behind You -
Those Balls -
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